Selling Myself In 10 Words Or Less

“One author: old, fat, well worn, £5.”

Simon Jenner For Sale


OK that’s probably not the right meaning of selling myself.


Here’s my wife’s version – and no, I didn’t write this myself:

“Funny, sarcastic, caring, handy, crazy,

can be lazy, cursed … apparently.”

Living with a curse is explained in another post. It’s mental – you’ve been warned.


For now let me try again – this time I’ll try to sell my writing.

That’s what this site is all about after all!


“Action thrillers to make you laugh, cringe, cry and cheer.”

Simon Jenner Author: Action thrillers to make you laugh, cringe, cry & cheer.

How did I do? Do you want to buy anything? Me, my books …!


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